Monday, 23 February 2009

Once upon a time in this little Scottish village, hidden away amongst a great big hairy dog, lived little "Timmy the Tick". Timmy was a quiet little tick and went about his business without doing anyone any harm.

However, as is the case with all little things, eventually he started to grow. Well, he grew and he grew, until one day he just could not help himself from falling asleep at the dinner table. Low and behold, when he awoke he found that his life had changed beyond all recognition. His world was now a barren, lifeless place, with nowhere to hide.

All together.............. Aagh!

Who could imagine anything so cruel? What had he done to deserve such a fate?

Watch this space for further installments of "The life and (changing) times of Timmy the Tick"